He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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