Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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