My nipple is on Facebook.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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