I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
this just has baby written all over it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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