I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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