I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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