Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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