i permit you to call me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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