so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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