I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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