Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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