But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
you made out with another girl for some wings
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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