at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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