Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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