ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
