what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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