maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
