Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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