it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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