She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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