Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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