we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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