I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
birth control should be required to get into college
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We need a shit load of segways right now
Holy sore nipples Batman
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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