i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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