It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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