People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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