I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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