Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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