what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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