how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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