And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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