Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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