this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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