This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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