We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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