This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
how drunk are you?
Several
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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