How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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