I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She said her name was "party"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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