Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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