no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cockslap morals
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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