but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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