I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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