why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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