Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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