you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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