I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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