If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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