So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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