you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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