I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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