Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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