and i looked up. we had an audience...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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