She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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