I'm drive I can fine osifer
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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